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Elayne Boosler

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1952 -

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American

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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body." - Elayne Boosler

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"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot." - Elayne Boosler

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